Here's a good one for ya. So, Levi, being the wonderfully helpful fiance that he is, was helping me clean out a bunch of crap from my room. I was putting a bunch of clothes away and asked him to take a bunch of trash down to the dumpster in front of our apartment complex. There was a bunch of bags and stuff under my desk and I asked him to take them to the dumpster also.
Well... one of them happened to be a pink Victoria's Secret bag. You know... the pink striped kind. Well, as you already know... I'm a little bit of an air-head, because a couple of weeks earlier my mom had been up north dress shopping with me. We had bought a dress and after we had bought me a bra to give me some boobs for the wedding. (Let's just call a spade a spade... I have none.) And me being the before-mentioned air head, had left the bra in the bag... under my desk... in my room.
(Are you seeing the problem here?)
Anyways... about 2 hours after Levi had taken the "trash" out we were watching a movie in my room and I looked down under my desk and realized that the little striped pink bag was gone. Let's just say that we both made very good time down to the dumpster.
Seriously... Levi took off like a jet and I was close behind him. (I think his intentions were running more along the lines of "I'll probably get to see her in that pretty soon," while mine were closer along the lines of, "Holy shit! That's a $50 bra!!!") We RAN through the apartment complex, down three flights of stairs, and out to the dumpster... where, miraculously, sat...
The Victoria's Secret bag!... bra included! (With nothing gross all over it!)
So anyways... I hope I just gave you all a really good laugh... Levi and I sure did enjoy one! I'm still bursting out in little fits of giggles remembering us running frantically down to a dumpster and fishing out a bag like it contained a million dollars. But as all us women know... a good bra may be worth just that!
Well... one of them happened to be a pink Victoria's Secret bag. You know... the pink striped kind. Well, as you already know... I'm a little bit of an air-head, because a couple of weeks earlier my mom had been up north dress shopping with me. We had bought a dress and after we had bought me a bra to give me some boobs for the wedding. (Let's just call a spade a spade... I have none.) And me being the before-mentioned air head, had left the bra in the bag... under my desk... in my room.
(Are you seeing the problem here?)
Anyways... about 2 hours after Levi had taken the "trash" out we were watching a movie in my room and I looked down under my desk and realized that the little striped pink bag was gone. Let's just say that we both made very good time down to the dumpster.
Seriously... Levi took off like a jet and I was close behind him. (I think his intentions were running more along the lines of "I'll probably get to see her in that pretty soon," while mine were closer along the lines of, "Holy shit! That's a $50 bra!!!") We RAN through the apartment complex, down three flights of stairs, and out to the dumpster... where, miraculously, sat...
The Victoria's Secret bag!... bra included! (With nothing gross all over it!)
So anyways... I hope I just gave you all a really good laugh... Levi and I sure did enjoy one! I'm still bursting out in little fits of giggles remembering us running frantically down to a dumpster and fishing out a bag like it contained a million dollars. But as all us women know... a good bra may be worth just that!
2 comments:
I freakin' love that story. So good. Why didn't you show a little sisterly love and buy me some boobs while you were at it? I'm sure you could have gotten a discount for buying more. And I am even more sure that yes, Levi was in fact thinking that very thing as he ran like the track star that he is to retrieve the bra!! haha. Thanks for the laugh:)
No prolem sis... I'll try my best to keep you laughing for a long long time!!! :)
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