All in a Day's Work.

I love my job some days. To be more specific... I love the crazy callers I get on occasion while I'm at work. You know the ones who you think must be on crack, but in a funny way? Well, I had one such caller @ work today. (Just... enjoy... and be glad it's not your job.)

Textie McTexterson

*Note: All the office phones are LAND-LINES!

Caller: “Hi, I called earlier looking for ‘John Doe.’ And I just got a text from this number.
Me: (puzzled) “Um… ‘John’ hasn’t worked here for awhile, and as for the text… this is a land-line, so I’m not sure on that one. You must have written down the wrong number.”
Caller: “No.” (Silence)
Me: (a little annoyed) “I’m sorry, I don’t think I can help you with the text, but would you like to leave a message for someone else?”
Caller: “No thanks… I’ll just text you if one comes up.”
Me: (sigh) “Have a nice day.”

My favorite part is when she said she'd text me if a question came up. :) I love idiots.