
Okay... so it's not what you are thinking. I don't mean the "I'm stupid" sign that the comedians Bill Engval and Jeff Foxworthy talk about. I'm talking about the huge, florescent sign that must be on my forehead that is flashing... "Single!!!!" No joke... I feel like everyone and their dog is trying to set me up with someone... and it doesn't seem to matter who it is.
For example: here is a conversation that I had with a lady I work with today.
Her: "Hey Sam... I know this guy, and I think you two should date"
Me: "Why's that?"
Her: "What do you mean?"
Me: "Well, what's he like? Why do you think we would get along so great?"
Her: "Well he's like 6' 6"...."
Me: "And...?"
Her: "Well that's all I really know about him."
Are you freaking kidding me!!! Just because someone is tall means that we are meant to be. What is that? Anyways... some days I find the fact that people are always trying to give me a man quite funny. Other's it just gets on my nerves. Don't get me wrong... I want a man. (What single woman doesn't?) But is it really that terrible that I'm 23 and single?
It's like Eva Mendes says on Hitch... (In the bar talking to her friend) "You're not sick... you're single." Seriously, since when is being single such a horrible thing? I realize that the rest of the state would probably disagree with me, but I still think single, and anywhere in your 20's is NOT considered an old maid!!! (Call me crazy.)







5 comments:
Love it! You and Jam are SOOOOO NOT old maids at all!! Take it from me, marriage is not always a picnic. I love your funny posts.
I can totally relate! Long live the remaining, we're holding out strong! :)
haha. Love it. You are so right...you are NOT OLD and should live up your single days!!
Larry thinks it is perfectly normal to stay single awhile...after all, look how old HE was when he got married :) However - he does think any single young man out there would be crazy not to TRY and date you!! P.S. Hang in there until 30 - we love ya!
Sam...I know this guy that you should go out with...
Why you ask?
Let's see...he's uhhhh....well...he's...
he's...a man....and....well...I can't confirm that last one...but isn't that enough?
I think you two crazy lovebirds just might have a chance. Call me for his name...
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