An ode to my future husband.

If I were to give you a clue as to who my future husband was going to be then it would only take one for anyone to know exactly who I was talking about...
..."The reason girls everywhere are tuning into watch Utah Jazz basketball!!!!"

That's right... Mr. Kyle Korver himself.

So, I wouldn't call myself an obsessed fan, I would just say that I was on the same level as every other woman in Utah. 100% facinated by the man!

Now... I can't give you his stats like: average playing time, or where he went to college, or how many points he scores per game. Or the ones like: how he likes his steak, does he wear boxers or briefs (easy there girls... come back to me), or what's his favorite movie that only creepy-ass stalkers would take the time to look up.

But I can tell you this... The Man is HOT and earns double bonus points because he's a baller.

So thank you Mr. Korver for giving women everywhere a reason to tune into Utah Jazz basketball.

(I had to include a picture of my latest masterpiece.)

(I plan on wearing this when Jamie and I head up to a Jazz game. If you find it creepy... screw you! It's freaking hilarious!!!)